Anna and Kristoff Troll Funny Reference
Frozen is what happened when Disney decided to cash in on the superhero craze by giving one of their princesses superpowers. The smash-hit Disney animation made roughly all the money in the world, made 'let it go' the motto for little girls and boys everywhere, and finally gave us a princess who don't need no man to save her or her kingdom (mainly because the princess is the one hurting her own kingdom for a change).
Anyway, the story of Frozen follows two sisters Elsa and Anna. Elsa is the typical moody teenager growing up, struggling to come to terms with her ice-generating powers. Instead of putting on a mask, calling herself 'Ice Woman' and going off to fight evil or something, Elsa chooses to become all moody and shut-off from her family. She tries to assume control of her kingdom and lead it like a true queen, but another bad showing of her ice powers leaves every one cowering and fearful of her, and Elsa is forced to shut herself away again.
The rest of the movie is all about Anna going off to find her older sister and bring her back from her voluntary exile. There are whimsical creatures to encounter along the way, catchy musical numbers to partake in, and even some 'gallant Disney prince riding in to the rescue' tropes to overturn. It's all pretty awesome.
Let's celebrate this delightful children's family by going over 25 instances when the movie got way too inappropriate for kids:
23 Kristoff Gets Thoroughly Embarrassed In Front Of Anna
How Kids See It: The trolls sing a song titled 'Fixer Upper' to try to get Anna married to Kristoff.
How Grown-Ups See It: If the purpose of the song is to make Anna fall in love with Kristoff, why are there so many references to Kristoff's shortcomings in it?
For instance, there's a line implying Kristoff enjoys a much too close relationship with his reindeer.
Then there's the line which lets Anna know that Kristoff likes to go in the woods like a filthy animal.
Then the trolls scold Kristoff for covering up his large feet since that means Anna can't see them, and won't know that his private parts are similarly huge. With their minds always running along such dirty lines, it's no wonder the trolls are made to live far away from everyone in the woods.
22 The Disgusting Thing That Hans Definitely Does
How Kids See It: Kristoff wants to know how well Anna knows Hans and fires off a series of questions about the prince that Anna tries to answer.
How Grown-Ups See It: During the course of the conversation, Kristoff asks Anna what she will do if it turns out that Hans has some disgusting habits, like picking his nose, and theneatingthe resulting booger.
Naturally, Anna looks completely disgusted, and declares that Hans does no such thing since he's a prince!
Kristoff merely looks smug and states confidently thatallmen do it.
Now the way Kristoff makes his last remark, it doesn't sound like he's talking about nose picking. There's one famously notorious activity thatallmen supposedly indulge in. Even Anna seems to know what Kristoff is implying, and replies with an 'Ew!'
21 The Devastating Reason Behind Kristoff And Sven's Friendship
How Kids See It: One of the best things about the movie was the friendship between Kristoff and his reindeer Sven. The two were inseparable, and always had each other's back.
How Grown-Ups See It: This one is a fan theory, and has not been officially confirmed by the film's creators, but it takes way too much sense and puts a startlingly dark interpretation on Kristoff and Sven's relationship.
You'll notice there's a fur-lined coat that Kristoff wears throughout the film and that fur looks an awful lot like the fur that covers Sven's entire body. It is highly possible that after Sven's mother was eliminated, her fur was given to Kristoff to wear, and her son was also given to him to keep as a pet. The pelt on Kristoff's back makes Sven think of Kristoff as his mother.
20 Elsa Makes Some Very Daring Clothing Choices
How Kids See It: Elsa is busy singing her famous ballad, 'Let It Go!' while wearing a fabulous blue dress that moves and swirls to accentuate her shapely figure.
How Grown-Ups See It: This is the kind of thing that children will never pay attention to, but you can't help noticing as a grown-up. See, the movie Frozen is set many hundreds of years in the past. All the characters wear costumes that accurately reflect that era of civilization.
Women used to wear pantalettes at that time, which was inner garments that extended all the way down to the ankles.
But the dress Elsa is wearing has a slit up to her knee, and it's clear that she isn't wearing pantalettes. Does that mean Elsa does not believe in wearing underwear? Or was singing a power ballad a special occasion for her?
19 The One Color Olaf Doesn't Want
How Kids See It: Olaf is the fan-favorite character from the movie who is always cheerful, kind and helpful, and chatters non-stop about the way he sees the world and how he wants things to be.
How Grown-Ups See It: One time, Olaf is talking about how snow is toowhitefor his taste, and that it needs to be more colorful. He starts rattling off a list of colors that snow should have before getting to yellow and stopping abruptly, realizing that would be a terrible color for snow.
We know why yellow would be a terrible color for snow. It would make every snow-capped mountain look like the world's biggest urinal! And can you imagine Olaf being made of yellow snow? He'd look like he regularly indulges in grown-up golden showers. Who'd want to be friends with him then?
18 The Couple In The Portrait That Caused An Uproar
How Kids See It: 'Wandering Oaken's Trading Post And Sauna' is a place that both Kristoff and Anna visit in the movie. Oaken is the owner and is an all-around good guy until Kristoff calls him a crook.
How Grown-Ups See It: There is one small detail about Oaken that outraged a group of people while delighting others. In one scene, Oaken gestures towards a picture of his family.
The photo shows his children and what clearly appears to be his male life-partner.
Of course, conservative groups were up in arms, strongly protesting the 'gay agenda' that they accused the movie of pushing with that scene, deeming it completely unsuitable for children. Most other people with a more liberal mindset welcomed the scene, applauding Disney for finally adding some gay representation to their pantheon of cartoon characters.
17 Elsa's Parents Were Pretty Crappy At There Job
How Kids See It: Frightened by her powers, Elsa's parents keep her isolated from everyone else, leading to Elsa growing up alone and constantly ashamed of herself.
How Grown-Ups See It: Elsa's parents do pretty much everything wrong when it comes to taking care of her. They enforce horrific isolation on Elsa and demand that she keep herself as emotionless as possible to control her powers.
That is the definition of mental issues being meted out by supposedly loving parents.
And before you think the parents had no choice because of Elsa's destructive powers, remember the king in Disney's Sleeping Beauty who called in favors from all the powerful witches in the land to help his daughter? That's how good parents try to help their children deal with problems. Elsa's parents obviously genuinely loved her, but they handled her situation terribly.
16 A Naughty Interaction Between Olaf And Kristoff
How Kids See It: Olaf and Kristoff are awesome side-kicks for the two princess sisters, and they set the scene for a lot of laughs whenever they're onscreen together.
How Grown-Ups See It: One time, Olaf's body becomes detached from his head. He asks Kristoff to get it back for him: 'Hey, do me a favor and grab my behind.'
That line is suggestive enough on its own, but doubly so when it's spoken by the character in the movie most fans agree likely enjoys some 'man-on-man lovin.' His next line confirms the innuendo. When Kristoff obliges by inserting his head back on, Olaf sighs and remarks, 'Oh, much better...' Come to think of it, its pretty sad that this is the only way for Olaf to get his jollies. Maybe that giant monster snowman bodyguard from the movie is single...
15 Hans Gets Gone In The Middle Of the Movie
How Kids See It: One of our first introductions to Hans is at a party, where he launches into the song, 'Love's an open door.'
How Grown-Ups See It: At the party, it's quite obvious that all the guests are drinking champagne. When Hans decides to burst into song despite absolutely no encouragement from anyone, he sings the line: 'maybe it's the party talking.' Which means he's admitting that his song isn't so much an expression of love as the intoxicated warbling of that one party guest who's had one too many.
Now we have to wonder how much of the rest of the movie happened because people were busy drinking to forget about the freezing weather. The thought puts an entirely different context to all that whimsical swaying during dance numbers that characters frequently indulge in...
14 Now It's Anna's Turn To Sing Off
How Kids See It: Anna is reunited with Elsa, and tells her about the troubles that have befallen their kingdom through the song, 'For the first time in forever.'
How Grown-Ups See It: Oh Anna, you sly minx. It's like you knew there were kids watching you as well as grown-ups, and wanted to cater to both crowds. There's a line in the song which goes
'Arendelle is in deep, deep, deep... snow.'
Kids might be confused by the line, since it seems to be stating the obvious, but adults understand that Anna switched the last word with 'snow.' The actual word she meant to say was far more inappropriate, and it very accurately describes the current state of Arendelle. Maybe Anna just didn't want her sister to realize she has a bit of a potty mouth. Someone wash her mouth with soap.
13 People Get The Wrong Idea About Anna And Hans
How Kids See It:Anna returns to her castle slowly dying from a curse that can only be broken by a true love's kiss.
How Grown-Ups See It: When Anna sees Hans at the castle, she exclaims 'Kiss me!' because she believes he is her one true love who's kiss can break the curse. Upon hearing Anna's request,
the other people in the room quickly clear out to give them their privacy.
Wait, why did they have to leave the room? Did they think Anna meant something much more when she asked Hans to kiss her? Or were they aware that Anna was cursed, and thought that Hans would have to dole out something a lot more vigorous than a mere kiss to save her? Whatever the reason, they seemed pretty comfortable leaving the way-too-young Anna alone with Hans.
12 Anna Pays A Backhanded Compliment To Elsa
How Kids See It: Once the coronation is over with, Anna remarks to Elsa that she looksbeautifuller,but notfuller.
How Grown-Ups See It: The most simple explanation is that Anna means Elsa is not looking fat. The remark can be seen as coming a bit out of the blue, since at no point do we get an inkling that Elsa might be suffering from some sort of eating disorder.
But another explanation is that Anna is referring to Elsa's definitely-not-buxom figure. Certainly, Elsa is the least shapely of all the past Disney princesses, but why would Anna want to remind her of that? The line seems to bring out an unexpectedly catty side of Anna, aside from revealing an atrocious understanding of grammar. Seriously, someone get a bar of soap inside for this kid's mouth and start washing that tongue.
11 Kristoff Had A Pretty Troubled Childhood
How Kids See It: Kristoff is the happy-go-lucky best friend that Anna yearned for her whole life. And then they ended up marrying, too!
How Grown-Ups See It: We spent the last entry ragging on Kristoff for having poor manners, but to his credit, it's a miracle he grew up mostly-decent considering his disturbingly dark childhood.
Just like Elsa, Kristoff was effectively abandoned by his family to fend for himself at a very young age. Unlike Elsa, he didn't get to live in a castle but had to fend for himself in the forest, where his only friends were trolls. He must have spent his whole life knowing he can never truly be a member of the troll family, while also wondering why his parents abandoned him. If you think about it, Kristoff is actually the most tragic character in the movie.
10 Elsa Doesn't Care About The Craziness She Unleashed
How Kids See It: At her coronation, Elsa accidentally causes another catastrophe. She shuts herself away once again, swearing she will never be seen in Arendelle again.
How Grown-Ups See It: That catastrophe Elsa unleashed is 'The Eternal Winter,' and it's basically every climate change doomsday scenario you've ever heard dialed up to eleven. It is made clear that there will be no end to the magically-induced winter that is causing immense suffering to the people of Arendelle unless Elsa cleans up the mess.
Elsa's response is to lock herself up in a castle.
She sets up a magical bodyguard to disembowel anyone who tries to contact her. She ignored the kingdom-wide problem she herself caused and also took no steps to repair the damage because she was too busy singing 'Let it go' while literally dancing around her castle.
9 Who's Love Story Are We Really Following?
How Kids See It: Elsa is a badass queen with ice powers who needs to learn to embrace her awesome power to save her sister and her kingdom.
How Grown-Ups See It: As you've noticed, there's no handsome prince riding to the rescue, and that's got Disney fans over the moon for finally getting a princess who saves herself. But it has also led to some people speculating that maybe the movie tells a whole other type of 'girl on girl' love story.
The reason behind this theory is that Elsa is never shown to have any apparent interest in men, nor does she have a male love interest. What she does share with another woman in the movie is a 'true love's kiss.' Then there's the undeniable fact that Elsa's powers are a metaphor for her budding (possibly queer) puberty.
8 Is Arendelle Located In A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland?
How Kids See It: Just like every other Disney princess movie, Frozen takes place a long time ago in a land far far away, when trolls and witches roamed the land and the world still believed in magic.
How Grown-Ups See It: Two visual clues need to be paid attention to here. First one is when Anna visits Oaken's shop, and we see a tiny Mickey Mouse figure on one of his shelves. The other clue rests on the bike Anna is shown riding during a song, which looks like something that must've been built in the 21st century.
These modern references might indicate that Frozen actually takes place in a post-apocalyptic future.
Apparently, devastating climate change has pushed Arendelle and the rest of the world into a state of extreme winter and forced technological advances back into the 18th century!
7 Elsa Was Fine With Almost Ending Her Friends
How Kids See It: Terrified of hurting people, Elsa locks herself away in an ice castle and stands a large, snowman sentry Marshmallow at its base to deter visitors.
How Grown-Ups See It: So Elsa may have locked herself away to stop hurting people with her powers, but did she have to pick a gruesome watchman with spikes all over him? She must have known the only people who would try to contact her at the castle would be her own sister or the people of her kingdom.
Yet, Elsa was perfectly willing to have her giant guard meet with those people instead of her, even if the guard ended up destroying them. Almost exactly what happens when Anna comes to the castle. She's very close to getting squished by the giant snowman before narrowly managing to escape its clutches.
6 Anna's State Since Childhood Is far From Healthy
How Kids See It: Anna is the real hero of the movie, showing a lot of spunk and courage in going after her sister to bring her back and save their kingdom.
How Grown-Ups See It: During 'Do you want to build a snowman?' Anna mentions that she's so lonely that she's started talking to the paintings. Consider the fact that her parents refused to tell her the truth about her sister, and that Elsa herself kept Anna at arm's length all through their formative years, it becomes clear that little Anna must have had to deal with severe isolation since childhood.
One unhealthy way this isolation manifested later can be seen in the way she falls so quickly and completely for Hans, since Anna is desperate for some form of intimacy that her life so sorely lacks.
5 Yet Another Joke About Sven And Kristoff's Relationship
How Kids See It: At the end of the movie, Kristoff gets a new sled as payment for his services to the kingdom.
How Grown-Ups See It: When the new sled is unveiled, reindeer Sven is seen posing on top of it suggestively while looking at Kristoff, in a manner similar to how female models pose on top of cars to attract customers. So even Sven was making a playful reference to the same joke the trolls had made earlier in the movie about Kristoff and Sven being inappropriately close to each other.
The moment is played for laughs, but it's surprising to find the same joke about this strange relationship being played out twice in the movie when even Beauty and The Beast did not have such kind of references. Also, the jokes really don't seem to bother Kristoff at all...
4 Hans Was Also The Product Of A Terrible Childhood
How Kids See It: Prince Hans is the villain of the movie, who plays the part of the charming prince before revealing his true evil nature near the end of the movie.
How Grown-Ups See It: Unlike earlier Disney villains who were Evil with a big 'E,' Hans has a backstory which implies at least some fault for his nature lies with his upbringing.
As a child, Hans suffered great neglect at the hands of his family.
His brothers spent years pretending he was invisible as a joke. As a result of all the emotional cruelty he suffered, Hans was filled with a desperate desire to win the approval of his family by becoming king of Arendelle. Man, is there any character in the movie who had a normal, happy childhood, or do all Disney parents just automatically suck?
Source: https://www.thegamer.com/disney-extra-sweet-things-you-never-noticed-in-frozen/
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